05
Jan 10We booty poppin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EvVErNhVE
A friend of mine on facebook posted a video link this morning that I found hilarious and sad at the same time. The video was a commercial for “booty pop panties”, yes you read it right, let me repeat – a commercial for “booty pop panties”, I watched the commercial in its entirety twice, and I just could not believe it. So what is booty pop panties, they are panties that give those who don’t have or feel that their ass is droopy a firm lifted toosh. Are there really women out there who are that deficient in the posterior that this is an in demand product? Are we really there, you know that point where we have just all lost our fucking minds. Ladies What if you are able to land the perfect man but he’s an ass man, what do you tell him come the inevitable bedroom boogie down, and fellas what would you do if you see your girl take off those tight jeans then…her ASS! NO, NO, NO this is all wrong, I mean I can handle a good weave, and will tolerate a great boob job as long as they are in proportion and not two huge misplace watermelons on a 80lb woman but I think I have to draw a solid line at ass panties. I think that this is one deception to many, ladies and men if you want that a REAL poppin ass do like the rest of us if you’re not genetically gifted, hit the stair master and work for it. Work seems to have become a bad word when it comes to our bodies, no one wants to break a little sweat. If you want a real as hit the stair master like a beast.
I’m not sure how many of you out there are into the old black films but the ass panties make me think of that movie “I’m gonna get you sucka” the cherry bar scene. Below is the scene where a guy lies about his size and gets a surprised from a “beautiful” woman he picks up in a bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8
April 21st, 2010 at 5:56
good morning, awesome writing.
September 2nd, 2010 at 20:07
thanks, i’m glad you enjoyed it.